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“Life is a bitch but I get that bitch wet”

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

sexcake:

THIS MAKE MES LAUGH EVERY FUCKING TIME

bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

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lmaoalien:

dont look good for anyone else but the people that dont like you

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thetowndrugdealer:

how are dogs always so happy when the economy is a mess??

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  • boy: what u wearin? ;)
  • me: Prada spring/summer 2013 fur coat with daisy appliqué and archive Margiela tabi boots

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kfcofficial:

im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th

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trust:

thick thighs because chicken fries

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lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

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  • Me: I'd like a Coke.
  • Waiter: is Pepsi okay?
  • Me: yeah, she's fine. the surgery went well and she's looking at a full recovery.
  • Waiter: fantastic. I can't wait to see you two drop by here again. she's a nice gal even though she's got an odd name. I'll bring your Coke around in just a moment.

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