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“Life is a bitch but I get that bitch wet”

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS
WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT
WE SMILE 
AND CANT STAY STILL
AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO
I CAN CONFIRM

tyleroakley:

latenighthush:

GIRLS ACTUALLY DO THIS

WHEN WE GET REALLY HAPPY LIKE THAT

WE SMILE 

AND CANT STAY STILL

AND GET A LIL BIT EMBARRASSED ABT IT

BOYS DO IT TOO

I CAN CONFIRM

iwish-iwas-smaller:

dragonbun:

which character do you think of when you hear,”a total asshole but very hot as well”

Draco Malfoy

Posted Vor 3 Stunden With 213.833 Anmerkungen

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

Posted Vor 3 Stunden With 134.702 Anmerkungen

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

Posted Vor 3 Stunden With 188.972 Anmerkungen

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

proudlyinsane:

complete panic in one screenshot

meloetta:

"text me when you get home so i know you’re safe" kinda people are the people i wanna be around

Posted Vor 3 Stunden With 139.773 Anmerkungen

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

Posted Vor 3 Stunden With 804.491 Anmerkungen

oknope:

i think my iPhone is broken.

i pressed the home button, but i’m still at school

Posted Vor 3 Stunden With 88.826 Anmerkungen

glowcloud:

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?

glowcloud:

this a strange dog, why this dog the same size as me (a dog), but not smell like dog???? not sure what happen, owner what u think?