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“Life is a bitch but I get that bitch wet”

preppywhiteboy:

I feel like Paris Hilton invented Kim Kardashian to distract the media from herself so she could focus on building her business empire in fashion and hotels without being hounded by the paparazzi all the time.

Posted Vor 18 Stunden With 755 Anmerkungen

i-really-need-to-get-a-life:

slavesofpassion:

it-all-gets-better:

hahha my fav

Why can I only like this once?

 can we all just take a moment to thank the people who made this

i-really-need-to-get-a-life:

slavesofpassion:

it-all-gets-better:

hahha my fav

Why can I only like this once?

 can we all just take a moment to thank the people who made this

teenage-dreamer-posts:

Because pineapples are cool

teenage-dreamer-posts:

Because pineapples are cool

borlax:

now this is what Im talking about

borlax:

now this is what Im talking about

shisnojon:

urtube:

Fuck Starbucks

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she’s ready for you

Posted Vor 2 Tagen With 7.154 Anmerkungen

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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Posted Vor 2 Tagen With 129.983 Anmerkungen

deonte-s:

chubbymermaid87:

deonte-s:

did you know that the letters in LA stand for:

  • Los
  • Angeles

Is this for real?

I promise

Posted Vor 2 Tagen With 37.558 Anmerkungen

sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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Posted Vor 2 Tagen With 393.694 Anmerkungen

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

Posted Vor 2 Tagen With 473.791 Anmerkungen